Ponderables

It’s Saturday night – a traditional time of crazy conversations in our household and I want to share the hilarity. 🙂

So… I give you a few of tonight’s ponderables.

  • Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
  • What is another word for thesaurus?
  • Is it colder in the winter or the city?
  • Do butterflies remember their life as a caterpillar?
  • Why doesn’t honey come in a plastic bee?
  • If you were in an accident and lost your legs, would you have to change your height and weight on your driver’s license?
  • If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
  • Why don’t woodpeckers get headaches or concussions when they are slamming their heads into trees all day?
  • Why do round pizzas always come in a square box?

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